Last week, rapper 50Cent
made headlines not for his music but his lack of athletic skill, throwing the
worst first pitch in the history of MLB (and, well, since the invention of
baseballs). But there's a perfectly good explanation for the debacle, and, as
A.V. Club notes, it involves a different manual activity.
"I have a
skeletal muscle injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation so take
it easy lol," the rapper wrote Wednesday in his Reddit AMA session promoting new album Animal Ambition.
This isn't the first time he's defended himself from the
lopsided throw. "Look, I'm not a
professional baseball player and won't be any time soon. I'm a musician," the
rapper recently told Rolling Stone, adding that he "did practice before going out there and it went great, all
strikes!"
The rapper's struggles with masturbation appear to be
semi-serious – at least, if a series of tweets dating back to 2012 is any
indication. "Step 1. To avoid the
urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites," he wrote, followed by
three more bits of advice (including "Do
not go to strip clubs").
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