A 45-year-old Manhattanite named, Jonah Falcon is recognized for having the longest man-hood ever
measured in a documentary, a distinction that has made him an Internet star. He
has declined many opportunities in Porn. But now, he has an offer he can’t
refuse.
The Icelandic Phallological Museum– better known as “The man-hood Museum” has offered Jonah
everlasting fame, by putting his 13.5-inch sex organ on display after his death.
“I am flattered by
the invitation,” Falcon says in a letter to the museum sent via HuffPost Weird News.
“I appreciate your
museum’s devotion to science, and it would be an honor to have my manhood put
on display, hopefully nestled between the s*xual appendages of a sperm whale
and a polar bear … I hope I don’t make either of those creatures jealous. May I
suggest you call the exhibit, ‘Jonah and the Whale’.”
The museum opened in Reykjavik in 1997 and houses more than
300 specimen penises and penile parts from more than 93 different animals,
including 17 types of whales, seven kinds of seals and walruses, a polar bear
and a gorilla. They range in size from a 2-millimeter hamster schlong to a
6-foot whale dong.
Pall Arason, a 95-year-old Icelandic tour guide, became the
first human to be featured in the museum, after he passed away in 2011. His
man-hood and scrotum, now in a pickle jar, is a featured attraction.
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